13 March, 2011
Step 1: Buy large bag of Peanut M&M
(A past-due bag of recent holiday candy works best. Shopping in this frugal way will make your binge eating more guilt-free.)
Step 2: Acknowledge cause for what you define as ’emotional eating,’ what other people might just call a heaping pile of bad luck.
Step 3: Eat large bag of Peanut M&Ms over the course of a few days (no more than 3)
Step 4: Feel your energy soar!
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