A Public Service Announcement from Fear of Syndication

10 September, 2009

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for an important Public Service Announcement.

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Dear Parents,

Do you want to know why your children do not say “Please” and “Thank you”?

It is because you do not say “Please” and “Thank you.”

You say things like “Gimme one of these and those,” and then you grumble.

Oh, and are you curious why your kid is flunking grammar?   See above.

You might say that they learned it from watching you.

It’s up to you, Parents.  The future is in your hands.  It’s not too late (for them).

Sincerely,

Your Polite & Grammatically Correct Neighborhood Watch

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We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.  Up next: Subway Criminals. Stay tuned…

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